NOT SO BRIGHT

      A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to  his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world.  Watch  while I prove it to you."

     The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters  in the other,  then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do  you want, son?"  

     The boy takes the quarters and leaves."What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
 

     Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Son, may I ask you a  simple question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

     The boy licked his ice cream cone and answered, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game will be  over."
 

       BE CAREFUL HOW YOU JUDGE OTHERS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BE JUDGING YOUR SELF!